"Let go for a ride,
I got nothin' to hide"
Right then an' there I knew he lied
He's the dumbest dude I ever spied.

So we hopped in my car
Took off for the bar
But it wasn't a bar it was a second home,
So many stories it fills a tome.

Well on the way there was Tone Deaf Ted
Singing all the tunes he though he knew
After a while, I said what had to be said.
"Tone Deaf Ted, your singin' totally blew"

"Well go on there Dead Pan Dan,
you can do any better you give it a shot."
I just sighed and lifted my hand,
"We have things to do, and I'd rather not."

We took off for route twenty four,
when we got there it was quite a score.
In fact we couldn't have asked for more.
Tonights the night, we will never bore.

The place was called B.O.B's
That meant Bucket of Blood,
Where men are drunken slobs,
And the drink is kin to mud.

Well Teddy was antsy, a regular kid.
He took out his shotty, not even hid.
Grabbin' the old mask of somethin' ugly
He said "Stay in the car is about to get Fugly"

The car was  just runnin' ready to blow
At the first sight of danger, ready to go.
the shottys not even loaded, it all for show.
Praying to god, that none of them know.

"Well good mornin' gents ready to play?
Your cash, your keys please, strait away,
I won't ask twice, this is a nice as it gets.
Get your stuff over here you stupid gits."

You'd have to forgive me now,
but I had to smirk.
How this worked I'll never know how,
He's such a Jerk.

Now we're on the run,
me, my friend and a gun.
A wad of cash, that won't last to long.
And me here hummin' this here song.

Here we go again, he's in there now,
His Shotty and his Mask,
I'm ending this here, I just don't know how.
But I'm gonna leave his ass.

In the dead of night I take the wad.
I wait and I pray to our good god.
And with no answer to my Prayer,
I take off again, I just don't know where.

And if I ever meet him again, I'm sure he'd say,
"Man, I should have known, there'd be the day.
You'd up and leave me, my partner in crime.
All we tried to do, was make us a dime."

"But its okay. Now I'll forgive you rightly.
There wasn't a day, I didn't consider it nightly.
But here we are now. Back together once more.
Lets see to B.O.B's, get one last score."

See, theres no fault to Ted,
becasue in his small head,
we are still best of friends.
No matter how the road bends.

And we take off again, with a yell
"Lets ride off together, side by side.
We'll both go down, and meet in hell!"
And I agreed again, I could have cried.

Because he's my pal, there is none other.
I'd go right to hell, becasue he is my brother.
I'm manning the shot gun. I'm the one that runs.
Its strange, you know what you do, just for funs.

"Well good mornin' gents ready to play?
Your cash, your keys please, strait away,
I won't ask twice, this is a nice as it gets.
Get your stuff over here you stupid gits."

But when I get out of the bar.
I look and I look for my car.
There goes Teddy, tires squeal.
Drunkards waiting on heel.

And that was the night I knew I been had.
I wasn't even angry, I'm not even sad.
'Cause I'd done it to him, turnabouts fair play.
I just wasn't sure if I was ready for this day.

Good bye old friend I'll see you in hell!
And I hope until then that all is well.
Todays been swell, it even been good.
My life here has ended. As well it should.